The Social Enema

THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVEN'T

KILLED YOURSELF YET.

FAQ


WHAT IS THE SOCIAL ENEMA?

the social enema is an underground newsletter written, maintained, and all that other stuff, by psycho bob peters and steve hill and various inconsistant others. It is probably pretty hard to get, considering that it's produced on this computer by one taco bell employee, and one high school senior.

IF I WERE TO FIND A COPY, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

currently, you would be able to acquire a copy PROBABLY at Matt Pine's skate shop on maine street in fallon, NV. or you might be able to e.mail us at [email protected] and get one faxxed to you!!! you could impress your friends!!! astound second cousins!!! make your hamster run the wheel for hours on end!!!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?

radiation poisoning. and alien abduction. and living with a circus for too long. and all that LSD, man...

NO, REALLY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?

your mom. leave me alone.

WHAT KIND OF MATERIAL CAN BE FOUND IN THE SOCIAL ENEMA?

lotsa shit! if we have half a reason to complain about it, we'll fucking put it in there. Politics! Humor! Cartoons! Interviews with prominent rock & roll stars!!!

WHO DOES THE CARTOONS?

Steve "BONER" Taylor.

WHERE DID BONER GET HIS NICK-NAME?

ummm... i truly believe that if you asked this question, well you're just too fucking dumb to read our cool-as-hell magazine, and you should kill yourself. (NOW we'll find the REALLY stupid ones!!!)

ARE YOU GUYS ON DRUGS?

of course. aren't you?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

god? huh?

HOW DO WE LOVE THEE? LET US COUNT THE WAYS (or HOW TO SEND US HATE MAIL)

our e.mail address: [email protected]